Hellllllllo

fruitpacks:

online shopping without any money is like looking into the pits of hell

(via littleduma)

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

(via starssearcher)

tongues-on-fire:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

In a matter of seconds

so accurate it hurts

(via just-another-danielle)

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

egberts:

i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside

(via littlemiss-catastrophe)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via your-lovely-illusion)

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

(via macc2319)

castielattano:

eyelikeamagpie:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green abandons his children

john winchester

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

(via the-blonde-onee)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via pizza)

stumpology:

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

(Source: peewentz, via pizza)

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

(via the-blonde-onee)

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

(via kk-aitlin)

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

(via cupcaked)